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"You got so fat over the years!"
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"Damn you're riding rough lately...."
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"I think I'll trade you in for a newer model"
"We really gotta clean your carpet"
"Man that was a loud backfire!"
"Your Headlights are uneven"
"You need a wax"
"You don't have enough shoes"
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She's got a lot of room in the back.
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I am the third owner. . .
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...in two months
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Lost it at "clean your carpet" hahahahaha
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She's getting a little old and worn, sometimes I have to give her a little smack to make sure it keeps working.
/the picture is a ticket to hell. Damn kinja
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You're too high maintenance.
My old car would do it...
Push button start...
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"Make me a sandwich!"
Not that it will, but I can say it.
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"Just listen to that whine! I really like to hear that from you."
"I'd like to cut your top off. And replace it with a bunch of frames and canvas."
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Your interior feels cheap and tacky.
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It'll do virtually anything you ask it to.
Everyone's driven it at some point.
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insert 'tailpipe' joke here
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“My five best friends will take you for a spin. Make me proud, old girl!”
“I can’t keep you any longer. I have a family now...”
“Sorry for leaving you in the garage all winter.”
“I prefer to row my own anyway.”
“Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just looking for alternatives on Craigslist“
“I’m off to a swap meet...”
“Don’t give me any of that nasty rubbing in Matt Farah’s One Take, understood?”
“Honey, let me introduce you to my newest purchase: A passionate Italian to have some fun on weekends.”
“I’m taking some pictures for Oppo. Time to open the hood!”
“Hmm, how about removing your widebody? I think it was a mistake.”
“Man, you are taking a beating quite well, luv!”
“You know I like your ratty patina, honey-bunny! It adds character!”
“You are a lot of bang for the buck, my dear!”
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hahahahahahaha nicely done, nicely done